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The bejewelled parallel universe into which the observer is dropped upon administering a high dose of Dimethyltryptamine. Occuring a few seconds after the cosmic rubber band is stretched across the shortest route between the eardrums and twanged by the machine elves in mesemeric symphony, it is characterised by jaw-dropping awe at the brilliant visions of technicolour fractal gifts progressively mutating while Lawnmower Man vomits baked beans and M&Ms out of of the observer's own eyes. Reference to the Thames Television animated series enjoyed by millions of children in the 1980s, which, at 10 minutes per episode, lasted as long as a DMT trip does.
Q: Mrs Spoon, could you take the pipe from me in a moment? I'm off to Button Moon and I don't want it to drop it when the machine elves spew baked beans into my brain.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.
The term I like to use for the prostate and/or G spot.
"Yeah Stacy, I gave him a little push on the ole nuttin' button."
A visual artist or light architect, who hands are occupied pushing buttons, and he runs out of limbs to push with...he uses his knees to press the other buttons to go pew or kaboom. (Action)
My hands were occupied with buttons darling, had to use the good ole knee push or knee buttoned to get the other two.
Someone who knows so little about computers that more than one button will confuse them.
"The users computer had eight buttons. After I guided this person through pushing all buttons over the phone to no effect. It turned out that the computer wasn't plugged in. Clearly she's a One Button User."
The button one must push in order to enduce ones "mojo". The mojo button can help enduce feelings of intense sexual urges.
I was walkin to my room when my girlfriend pushed the mojo button. I am now horny i said to her. Please go in my room, because my mojo is not activated.
An act performed by ONLY by level 72+ Nigerian gooners in which a big Nigerian man rubs his penis inside someone's belly button for 3-10 hours before ejaculating so suddenly and quickly that cum shoots through Their belly button that it peirces it. Than the Nigerian man sticks"Hey Bob you wanna go munting tommorow?"-Larry "No I have a Nigerian Belly Button peircing scheduled a ring in it. This is a very prophetable job and will also leave you with many life long friends.
"Hey Bob do you wanna go munting tomorrow?" -Larry "No I cant, I have a Nigerian Belly Button Peircing scheduled.-Bob