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One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die
“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”
What King Charles has
We want to wish the king a good recovery from his corona cancer.
The soundtrack of changed,
for the love of God please don't listen to it
if you're listening to cancer music you are going to get cancer
Being completely useless, typical doomer
I'm a world cancer all I do is game 24/7 and masturbate on non-existent 2D girls
When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.
Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.
Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1
When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial
Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial