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crotch force

name for a highly skilled team.. a number follows to denote the number of members.


etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago

Our water polo is so cool they refer to themselves as Crotch Force 10

by Jason Mo June 23, 2004


g-force intercourse

when you spin around super fast while having sex

"I performed an impactful abortion and achieved full orgasm while engaging in g-force intercourse with my girl last night"

by beefusdeleefus October 4, 2023


I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.

Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.

by Holytweak June 30, 2024


the force is female

A slogan by Nike, invented circa 2017-2018, to promote a then-new line of women's high-top shoes. Contrary to disturbingly popular belief, it has absolutely nothing to do with the popular "Star Wars" multimedia franchise, nor was it ever spoken by Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy in the context of Star Wars.

Sane person: Okay, what are you having a row about now?
Angry asshole: It's Kathleen Kennedy and her "the force is female" agenda!
Sane person: Oh for the love of God, that was a slogan for fucking shoes! Get over it already, it's been 7 years!
Angry asshole: NO! I HAVE to hate Kennedy or I'll literally die!
Sane person: You're hopeless.

by Intelligence001 October 5, 2023


armed forces oddball

when an enlisted officer gets more health problems than a commissioned officer which is usual based on statistics.

The armed forces oddball had to go to the shrink every month.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018


Air Force fun

To be Air Force fun is to be the one everyone looks to when they want to have fun. When you are hanging out with someone who is Air Force fun it’s referred to as riding Air Force fun.

When you are riding with me, you’re riding Air Force fun.

by Airforcefun June 8, 2022


Forceful Tact

A way police officer's nicely and respectfully request an individual to calm down. Without persuading their beliefs on said individual.

Police: mam calm down please.
Individual: oh the dog was poisoned wahhhh
Police: I am using Forceful tact to calm you down to avoid arrest, not persuade you in any way.
Individual: ok!

by KayWoww December 1, 2010