To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"
"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"
"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
Somebody who tells people to go "insert made up creature name" somewhere else
Anthony: Go troll somewhere else
Brendan: Go goblin somewhere else
An old man with a beard that likes little kids toes
That man is a goblin. He likes my toes.
Similar to a troll, a Goblin will post a statement that is obviously controversial, incorrect, defamatory, etc, on a social media platform in order to trigger an emotional response from people but instead of doing it for the reason of feeding off negativity, they do it for reason of acquiring klout and getting more clicks for their platform.
"that dude obviously knows what hes saying is messed up but it will obviously get him more shares and attention on tiktok sick of these goblins on here, try doing something original"
A venomous left-leaning female Internet troll.
Usually trolls in a self-righteous, hysterical tone, pretending to act in favor of Women's Rights but only has egotistical concerns.
Shit Reddit Says is 4chan for goblins.
An interracial child
Ewww look at that single mom with her two ugly looking goblins.