thinks he is a gift from god but is just soemthing they craped out and for got to flush....
he also likes to sleep with random women with strange diseases
EWWWW!!!! that's Matthew Ritchie, I hear he has GonasyphilherpalAIDS
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Appearing to be a good actor by being in good movies without actually being a good actor
Tom Cruise is a Matthew McConaughey
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they are the hottest most sexiest men on the planet and they are the best at sex
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An annoying asshole who i hate with a passion. He is so smelly and "special"
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A matthew is a nonce, if you see a matthew RUN and dont look back
Me: Omg that's a matthew I better run
Matthew: come here little child
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A guy who will ask for forced sex so he can get money because he's a poor sap
Matthew P is the only person I know that likes Rape
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