Mexican limousine

N. A pickup truck over a decade old with a large group of people in the cargo bed and only one person in the cab.

Eighteen people were brought in a Mexican limousine across the border

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mexican sattelite

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

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Mexican Ville

This is another Southern California thing. As stated earlier in Mexican Mobile, Southern California is super close to the Mexican border. Majority of the population he is Mexican, and they tend to dwell in nasty areas. The areas they live in are crammed full of mexicans, germs run rampant, cars line the streets in every direction, trash is everywhere, and you can smell fabric softener from a mile way (It is their perfume after all). They all seem to live on streets called "Orange" or "Tulip", which sound nice, until you learn that they are part of Mexican Ville. Every few days, the mexicans from Mexican Ville will travel to the nicer neighborhoods and they will park their Mexican Mobiles in a nice neighborhood, to make room for more Mexican Mobiles thus ruining the whole state.

Jose Ole: *points at non Mexican ville* Hey mom, that neighborhood looks pretty nice, why can't we live there?
Moné Ole: That's not Mexican Ville Meja, we don't go there, only out cars go there

Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.

- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.

Mexican Highway

1 straight couple + 1 gay friend + 1 unassociated gay man = A Mexican Highway

I heard you are hangin' out with your gf this weekend. Can I join y'all for a Mexican Highway? I'm sure I could find a 4th.

sticky mexican

When you try to put your balls up a girls ass an then cumm on her back and then you get a Mexican to white in the cumm

Guy1''last night me and sally tried to do the sticky mexican''
Guy2''really? Did you get both balls up her ass before you came?

mexican slide

Crossing two or more lanes without yielding to get around heavy traffic or make a last minute exit.

Hey you're going to need to make a Mexican slide if you want to make that exit.