Signal Mountain Tn

best mountain ever ! its on top of a large mountain 30 - 45 mintues from Cleveland, Tn . There is only 1 grocery store, and one middle/ high school called Signal Mountain Middle High . A lot of loud Northerns are drawn to this mountain, so beware. Softball is not very popular so they have to drive either 45 minutes to Cleveland or 45 to Rossville Georgia. Also this is where the sexiest people in town live.

Hey your sexy . Do you live on Signal Mountian Tn ?

Man we have to drive 45 mintues to get to softball practice . Why ? Cause we live on Signal Mountain Tn .

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thunder mountain chowder

Lo que pasa cuando no te sale el duro. Esperas hasta que la chica salga para España para contarles a tus amigos que vomitaste en su pecho despues de echarle un pedo.

Mr. Stewder performed a thunder mountain chowder on that nice girl from Spain; he'd had too much to drink after eating some bad chile and couldn't get it up.

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Fuck boi mountain

You. It's you. You fucking no life whiny cunt

"You fuck boi mountain"

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Mountain Dew milkshake

when Mountain Dew is poured down someone's ass while in the act of sex, then the person who received the Mountain Dew shits inside the other persons mouth

He poured the Mountain Dew down Samantha's ass. Samantha then screamed and excitement and said, "Open up!" Next she shit isnide his mouth, Mountain Dew and all. This completed the Mountain Dew milkshake

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Dewy Mountain Balls

The product of combining Mountain Dew with Popov Vodka.

Synonym: Dripping-wet hillbilly ballsack

I got so fucked up last night off of that Dewy Mountain Balls.

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The Mountain Goats

A horrible indie music group, in which the singers cannot sing.
Also severely disappointed that they really were not mountain goats.
Usually people named Betsy likes them.

Betsy- "Hey i've got the new The Mountain Goats Cd!"

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shasta mountain blowjob

to recieve a hummer in the morning after waking up with a coyote-ugly type beer goggle double wide one night stand.........to recieve oral sex the morning after instead of totally chewing your arm off and leaving!!!!!

" James Yah! "Ted" decided to recieve a shasta mountain blowjob after partying at the dive bars he figured "midas well". ya he totally took one for the team that for sure!

"Ron" that Ted he belongs in the corrupt crew rr somthin!

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