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A traditional Italian take on the term “let us eat!” Using this term in an Italian restaurant is sure to award you with envious stares as the people around you marvel at your incredible knowledge of Italian culture, a waiter would most likely come to you and “say, sir/ma’am, please leave the restaurant.” Don’t be alarmed as he/she is only doing so with the hopes of having a chat with you outside to try and drink from the vast Sea of knowledge that is your brain.
Cuntured fellow: my me, what a fantastic meal this is going to be Suka-maya-pipee everyone!
Woman: oh my I’m so aroused, such a cuntured fellow!
Man: oh wow I’m so aroused, such a cultured fellow!”
Waiter: please leave this restaurant!
Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.
Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!
Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!
She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
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Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.
Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.
You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?
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1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop
"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"
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that fuckin ho...is a slave to the glass pipe
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is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.
Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.
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"Pipe Off" or "Pipe Me Off" is a common expression used in the northern English tongue to desribe a bloke getting sucked off or receiving a blow job by a bird. It's been around for a few years most notably in the Hull and Manchester cities.
"I went round to this birds house the other night and got her to "pipe me off" it was mint!"
"Oiy you, give us a good piping"
"Could everyone stop getting piped"
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