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When an obvious homosexual makes prolonged eye contact with you in a pub/club.
"this queer kept giving me the fairy stare- it was dead awks"
She/he is real when I lose my weed she always guides me back to the stash same if my friend lost weed I will sniff that shit out like a dog because I have a weed fairy on my side
Me:oh shit where tf did I put my weed ?!?!?
Weed fairy:this way look over here it’s right here !
Me:damn thanks Up top
A knob fairy is one who works magic on the knob. Usually female, however can be male.
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The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
Dirty Randy: Hey what were you doing in Jimmy's bedroom?
Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!
Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.
Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......
Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.
An urban legend that children think is true but isn't.For example children put there tooth under there pillow and sleep then they think that the tooth fairy will take there tooth but its actually there parents.
Child:I can't wait for the tooth fairy
Parent:Takes the child's tooth and put money under there pillow
Child:Mommy!I got 50 dollars from the tooth fairy!!
A threesome consisting of only girls/ femmes.
Girl to her gf: I think this hag is trying to have a fairy freakout…
The beer fairy is a magical creature who leaves alcohol in your fridge for you to find the morning after a party. This alcohol is usually completely random and typically half empty.
The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.
Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast
That party was awesome last night, and the beer fairy left three beers and some vodka in the freezer!