barf meat

(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.

See also blowing lunch.

"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"

"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."

"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"

"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."

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Feet Meat

The top of a fatty foot

Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!

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meat shaft

a special type of hot dog that has a considerable amount of girth and/or is considerably longer when compared to an ordinary hot dog. The differentiation between a meat shaft and a bratwurst is the quality and selection of meat included in the food, where a bratwurst is, on the whole, of a higher quality of ingredients than a regular hot dog or meat shaft.

"Wow, this hot dog is so thick that I think it could be considered a meat shaft!"
"I've moved on from hot dogs to meat shafts to give myself a more pleasurable experience."
"Have you done this before?" "Yea, I've practice with several meat shafts in the past, so I don't have a gag reflex anymore."
"Dang, a few inches longer, and I could call this hot dog a meat shaft."

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meat purse

A woman's vagina. However, most often used when a woman's vagina is sloppy, englarged, or looks like dried roast beef.

Can I made a deposit of deez nuts into your girlfriend's meat purse?

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meat wagon

An Ambulance or Moble Intensive Care Unit

"All of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!" "Not now dammit!"
Truck Tire! ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I can't stopppp!!! ARGGG! ERRRR! ERRRR! ITS A CLIFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! OHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON! WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWW!!!! THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS "OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!" The new guy's over on the corner pukin' his guts, MMMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Meat Curtains

A woman's vagina lips.

Hey, bend over and spread your meat curtains so i can ride you bare-back from behind and spray my love all over your ass!

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meat canyon

A worn out vagina. Usually accompanied by a set of "meat curtains".

Tom: Did she have a nice pussy?
Bill: No she didn't it was more like a meat canyon. Kinda like sticking a hotdog in a hallway. She had the meat curtains and everything.

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