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Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.
I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.
When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something
Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.
In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.
"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."
A horny girl who has been "man handled" in the past 24 hours
After a few drinks and a trip to my apartment, that girl from the club became freshly painted with my cum.
Paint 3D is a built-in cheap photoshop and is pretty easy to use.
I used Paint 3D to fake my Driver's License.
A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.
For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!
Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
Fake religious people who try to look down on you all the time. Tell you about God but they false profits doing that same things you are doing and worse much much worse.
This guy came around here the other day wrapped in God Paint telling us that we are sinners, and that we need to stop chasing women. Stop chasing money but he was stealing for his bosses company. What a hypocrite.