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(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.
At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.
Someone who milks the penis like a cow tit when giving a handjob. It can also be an insult.
"She was a good penis milker"
"Youre such a penis milker!"
when a black dude has a penis smaller than 3 inches but has 8+ inch droopy foreskin.
I was going to suck his dick but I saw his Nigga penis so I had to bail.
(n) - Something you use to sit on, especially when you're Quagmire in an episode of Family Guy.
Example: "Peter, can I use my penis donut to sit now?"
When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”
Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.
Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.
'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'