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When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”
Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.
when a black dude has a penis smaller than 3 inches but has 8+ inch droopy foreskin.
I was going to suck his dick but I saw his Nigga penis so I had to bail.
When someone has big wrinkly balls like a rat while also having a long and thin pee pee that is very soft yet flexible.
Honey Boo Boo:I was about to fuck chris but then I saw his nasty rat penis and I ran away
(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.
At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.
Someone who milks the penis like a cow tit when giving a handjob. It can also be an insult.
"She was a good penis milker"
"Youre such a penis milker!"