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-Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?
A red neck that shit in his/her pants
Are you redneck streaking?!
When a male puts a females legs behind her head and does a dipping motion to have sex with her.
Person 1: Hey did you give that girl a redneck ditchdigger lastnight?
Person 2: Yeah and she loved it.
Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.
She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?
When you give your partner a reach around, and your partner is a relative
My cousin was getting bored in bed, so I gave him a redneck reach around
A mix of Sweet Tea vodka and PBR garnished with an orange slice. Typically drank with black & milds and pork rinds.
Jerry lost his thumb during a rowdy game of stump after drinking an excessive number of Redneck kombuchas.
Dodge Neon, driven by a redneck who thinks it is a NASCAR. Probably derived from the myth that the cars in their favorite sport are "stock".
Did you see that guy cut me off in his redneck racecar? Too bad it's just a Dodge Neon with a loud tailpipe and racing stickers.