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A song made popular by the musical group Sublime. The song wasn't very well liked by the band itself.
let me tell you about a girl i know,
had a drink about a hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown l.
she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
and saw a man she'd never seen before.
light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
well
her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"my brand new car is parked right outside.
how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
and she said
"wait a minute i have to think."
he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
one drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
now babe the time has come.
how'd ya like to have a little fun?
and she said.
"if we could only please be on our way
i will not run."
that's when things got out of control.
she didn't want to, he had his way.
she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
come on babe it's your lucky day.
shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
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he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said."now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
come on party people won't you listen to me.
date rape styley.
the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
well
the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
"she lies that little slut!"
the judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
and now his heart is filled with tears.
one night in jail it was getting late.
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
that's when things got out of control.
the moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
but that's the way it had to be.
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
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Something that you really don't want to do, or exhausts you
"Doing all this homework is like ass rape!"
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To deliberately put someone under the influence of a psychotropic drug without their knowledge or consent. Most commonly used when referring to LSD. This can be accomplished by spiking a victim's food or drink, exchanging medications found in their home for the elicit substance in question, or by spritzing them in the face with a diluted preparation of the drug via a spray bottle.
Dude, I think I got dose raped at the Phish concert last night. I was just swigging on my hemp soda when all of a sudden I started hearing colors, seeing sounds, and tasting smells. Then I got really dizzy and threw up on my girlfriend.
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rape cat destroyer of worlds is one of the most fearsome and terrifying forces on earth. rape cat is several dozen feet tall and is nigh indestructible. most of the time he sleeps rolle din a ball in the sun, but once every few years, he goes on a terrible rampage, consuming entire cities and leaving the earth desolate and desecrated behind him. the streets run red with blood when rape cat come to town. during his reign of terror, rape cat never stops screaming swear words. every breath he takes is accompanied by a curse word so foul, that it would put a wounded pirate to shame.
if word of rape cat's awakening reaches your ears, find a deep dark hole, or start running very fast in the opposite direction
person 1- oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!
person 2- what in shits name is the matter?
person 1- Rape cat is awake.
person 2- oh good glorious gods of the the Netherlands, hide me!
person 1- fuck you, i got no room left in my bunker.
person 2- oh noes, I'm gonna die!
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When someone forces you to watch a movie.
When you end up watching a movie (especially a bad one) despite several attempts to get out of it.
All I wanted to do was see The Darjeeling Limited but despite my attempts to get out of it, I was movie raped into seeing Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium!
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Uconn's trail to all off campus housing where all the parties are held.
it looks sketchy, thus it is called the rape trail. Also most people come back to campus late at night using the rape trail and are often wasted.
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when a monkey bends you over and you just sit there and take it yeaaa you like that whispers the monkey you wanna say no but you know you love it yeaa num num.
dude i just got monkey raped...it it hurt
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