He is a gay cunt, gets friendzoned by every girl and is hated by all. He thinks he is hard, and tries to show people that he smokes when people don’t care. He is probably black or white.
George : hey look there’s Patrick trying to get pussy
Steve: he will probs get friendzoned, gay boy
Paul: typical movement Patrick movement
Patrick’s a bitch. Thinks he’s class on the wing but he’s got no pace. Kinda guy to get dumped the day before tomangoes and take her back the next day.
Also tara Clarke
Jesus Christ Patrick’s pathetic at this point
Hot sexy man who will always be single cuz he has no bitches; always hard; always gay.
Patrick is so hot
Jimmy: Wow Patrick, you're very cool
Patrick: Piss off
Jimmy: Okay! You're so cool :)
A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.
Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.
A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesn’t know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Don’t let go of your patrick guys.
Patrick
Patrick is a tall guy that most doesn’t like but he doesn’t give a fuck❗️And he is really fun to be around he can sometimes be mean but he always has reasons he is a Sagittarius and they are the best to ever do it
People: they don’t like you
Patrick: ion care I love me fuck them