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more colorful version of "tip of the iceberg", used in positive reference to oneself.
Girl: You have a Porsche too?
You: Yeah and that's just the the tip of my dick
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When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.
Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing
Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!
Soccer son: no thanks mom.
A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.
Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.
Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.
One who doesn't address matters directly.
I'm no Tip Toe Tom, I'll tell you straight. You're an asshole.
!. It's when you touch the tip of your penis to another man's penis tip
2. Gay men love that shit.
3. Sometimes straight men do it as well in an attempt to send telepathic thoughts to each other through their penises.
I have secret mike that I need to tell you. Sshhh Don't say it aloud. Are you mad?? Let's go in the bathroom so we can touch dicks at the tips. Okay, bro. Your secret is safe with me.
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When someone pretends to put his change in the tip jar while actually palming it and then, later, placing it in his own pocket. See also Poop Bag Mime.
Starbucks Barista: "I gave him sixty-two cents in change and he Tip Jar Mimed all of it but the pennies."
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When a waiter or waitress at a restaurant is being overly generous because they obviously want a big 'ol tip from you.
1: We were eating at Cheddar's and I couldn't enjoy a bite of my sandwich without hearing "Need a refill?"
2: Yeah, he was totally suckin dick for tips.
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