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Wall Job

The sexually act of slamming your erected penis into a wall until the point of bleeding. Your partner must then suck you off until your penis stops bleeding.

As I sat in bed i got so aroused that I realized I must have a wall job.

by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

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wall of text

Word invented by losers who can't read more than 3 sentences at a time.

Carter: John can you give me your opinion on this page I wrote about X?
John: Sorry Carter, but that is a wall of text, and my underdeveloped brain cannot concentrate on anything more than 30 seconds straight.

by Euseicoisas January 8, 2016

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Lickin' walls

one can be said to be "lickin' walls" when they find themselves in a desperate situation where they want to smoke but have no weed and therefore must lick the walls to get the TCH residue out of the walls of the room that is normally smoked in.

You can not actually get TCH from licking the walls and this is just meant to be used to express the desperate situation you are in.

I've been dry for days son. I'm lickin' walls!

by UMBC_Weed_Master March 2, 2010

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Wall Douche

A complete douchebag, who talks shit on facebook. These people usually have vane pictures of themselfs for their profile picture, have little to no freinds, and hit the gym to overcompensate for their lack of inteligence and game.

Matt: "Wall Post" Yo ron, i eat hamburgers all day, i think i can kick your ass. I dont think anyone who is as skinny as you can do anything to me. I think you should shut up before i shut you up

Ron: "Wall Comment" Fuck you dude, im not gonna take shit from you. you wanna talk shit, but i wanna kick your ass. meet me in the parking lot at lunch.

Matt: "Wall Comment" i dont wanna get in trouble, but i can still kick your as if i tried...

Ron: "Wall Comment" your such a wall douche

by Ronald Alakai August 12, 2010

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heads on the wall

When a place is awesome beyond any adequate description- like a bar with no cover and 50 cent drafts of beer...with deer heads on the wall. When you know an evening is going to result in many LOLs and OMGs.

no cover and 50 cent drinks, go holla
i got shit faced for only fo' dolla
there are heads on the wall, i'm heads on the wall.

OR

Let's get heads on the wall tonight, I don't have work tomorrow.

by nbflstrikeforce October 3, 2009

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Wall-ed

When you and your brother are air tighten a girl and the brother in her ass finishes first and his nut runs down onto your sack

Dude I cant believe you wall-ed me man

by Oryein flint pillar February 24, 2019

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Get a Wall

When two people start a conversation thread on any post besides a wall on facebook, which causes the other commenters to get unnecessary and unwanted notifications.

Example 1:

Sara: "Nice photograph :)"
Lea: "Thanks :)"
Bret: "Hey we had so much fun that day"
Lea: "I know omg roflmao"
Bret: "We should totally do this again. Coming to the party tonight?"
Lea: "Not sure. You?"
Sara: "Get a wall you guys."

by sychhh June 22, 2010

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