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every single elementary and middle schooler has nothing to say in a roast so they say ”ur mom” or when they have no clue what to say in anything they say “ur mom”
little Johnny:hey Dora what is 5+5
Dora:ur mom😂😂😂😂
little Johnny:😐😐
the most devastating thing anyone could say to anyone.
hey duuuude. how life?
Ur mom.
Wanna grab a bite to eat?
Ur mom.
Ur mom?
Ur mom.
Ur mom is hot, funny, sweet, intelligent, and, well, your mom. You never want to lose her, neither will the men,😉. She is the best person to have in the world.
Friend:Hey, who do you like?
You would say ur mom.
what u say when you have no answer; ur moOoOoOOoOOMmMmMM
she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist
ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)