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When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini
Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
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Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend is a crunkcore/scene band that consists of members Jon Jumper on vocals and production, Scarlet Skyie on vocals, and Josh Perczuk on screams. The band was formed in late 2015 with Jon Jumper being the original/only member until Scarlet Skyie and Josh Perczuk joined in April of 2016. The band originally went by the name "Murder At the Dance Club" throughout 2014-2015 until Jon changed the name to "Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend" due to a few incidents involving the police. The members have also been involved in side-projects such as a joke band Jon and Scarlet formed with Kai Cyru$ and R. Tragedy by the name of "Rawr XD" and have done a bit of solo work as well.
Did you listen to that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend song? They sound a bit like Blood On the Dance Floor, Millionaires, brokeNCYDE, and Dot Dot Curve.
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Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD)
The strategy of chatting your friends on facebook in the hopes of making them lose control of their unicorn on Robot Unicorn Attack and getting a less than desirable score for one of their rounds.
One person, "Hey you suck at Robot Unicorn Attack"
Addict to Robot Unicorn Attack "NO ITS NOT MY FAULT HE USED Robot Unicorn Defenestration (RUD) AGAINST ME!!!!!!"
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A type of sex that happens between two virgins, people often see rainbows when having this sex because it is awsome.
Anne: how did you lose your virginity?
Ella: i lost it while having rainbow unicorn virgin sex
Anne: Wow! I lost mine while having awkward virgin sex.
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A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.
The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.
Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.
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some qweens who beat you up in one minute
OH NOT THE GIRLBOSS UNICORN SPARKLE SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( according to Sen John Kennedy of Louisiana: what we, sarcastically speaking, can replace gas with if we permanently get rid of oil and natural gas- well without thinking about the consequences of such an action comme du monde
Senator Kennedy: If something akin to the colonial pipeline attack is repeated, what will we replace gas with? Fairy dust and unicorn urine?