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When your girl straps on her "big friend" while you are sleeping, she'll lube it up and ram it up your butt and screw you like a jackhammer.
A bionic woman can pump you like a jackhammer.
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it is a large lump, wich developed on the inside of the vagina, it happens when a woman becomes excited. not many people know about it how ever because of its obsucre placing.
Oh man, i can feel my woman bone!
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A term probably invented by a mens-rights activist who is mad that he was called out for his manspreading on public transportation. Fails to realize that the woman's bag is probably in that seat to create distance between herself and creeps like him for as long as possible until the area is too crowded to justify keeping a bag on a seat.
I don't care if she moved her bag out of the way when more people come on the train, I wanted to sit in THAT seat next to HER. She shouldn't have been woman bagging in the first place! For all she knows, I could have been the love of her life.
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No, no, no, the first 2 dumb-fucks messed this all up. I'm sorry you guys have tiny penises. A woman driver doesn't deserve her bad reputation. Most of the time, she drives like a normal human being. Woman do get in crashes and accidents. But instead of being hypocrites, you should admit that men do the exact same thing, and it's mostly the MEN who drive drunk.
My mother, a woman driver, drives perfectly.
The woman driver joke has been around for about 20 years and for some fucked-up reason people still find it funny. SOME MEN cry and whine about being discriminated against then turn around and degrade us.
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All women are strong women because every women has something uniqe about her that is here greatest power and at that moment that she shows
what her true flaws and powers with no shame and becoming brave she
becomes a strong woman!❤
What a strong woman! She just admited that she is bad at being relaxed but also know that she is good at being caring she wasnt afraid and encourge and inspirie so many others by this small action
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buff and serious and never laughs or farts (aka fluff)
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A chick who used to have boy cooties but they made her bummed out so she replaced them with girl cooties. Usually she's hot as hell, empathetic, and don't take no shit from no body. A very good person to be friends with.
Tiffany: hey... I want to tell you something. I've never told anyone this but I don't feel like a boy. I'm a trans woman. Could you call me Tiffany and use she/her pronouns for me?
Chad: "ofc babe I'm so glad you told me. I won't tell anyone bc I respect your privacy and understand this is a stressful time for you, but I wanna help however I can."
tiffany: "thanks Chad, you're the best bf ever, I understand if you mess up my pronouns at first, don't worry about it. ily, thank you for being here for me"
Chad: "ily2 babe you're a great gf! And thank you for granting me grace, I'll do my best to be a good ally and learn more abt the community and it's struggles to better support you!"
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