Random
Source Code
Random
When someone fucks a prostitute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. And while exiting the premises you yell "the price is right, bitch!"
"While attending a bachelor party in Vegas I "Bob Barkered two whores in one night." "The price WAS right!"
114👍 84👎
what we call bob after he dies.
dead bob smells too much. let's bury him.
26👍 15👎
(n.)
A God awful hick "club" located in Cookeville, Tennessee that serves as the weeknight congregation location for all Hicks in the surrounding area. They make you pay $10 at the door to suffer through shitty country songs while hicks in cowboy boots line dance. Since Club Jet closed down, this has been the only night life in Cookeville (unless you count fucking your Jackson County cousin. Then you have two things to do at night.)
Hick 1- "Hey Bobby. Now that Wednesday night service is over, lets go to that there Rodeo Bob's."
Hick 2- "Good idea Billy. Hell, and afterwards we'll sit outside Goodwill with our pickup trucks and loiter."
Hick 1- "I'll even invite my cousin Bobette. She is one of them there Jackson County girls."
Hick 2- "By God Bobby, you are a genius. I'll be your wing man to help you get in Bobette's overalls. Your father told me that when she takes out her dentures it feels just like being blown by a deer."
Hick 1-" Golly just thinking about that has got my sapling a-growin'!"
19👍 10👎
Code word for Blow Job by swaping the leading letters of the two words. Really funny to say... Which means girls will like saying it, which is half the battle!!!
James - "Man, I could go for a jlow bob right now..."
Thomas - "Dude, I'm married, I haven't had a jlow bob in 5 years!"
Jennifer - "I love saying the word jlow bob cause it's soo funny to say! Actually, I haven't given James a jlow bob in a long time, I should surprise him tonight!"
17👍 8👎
V. to stare at a member of the opposite sex, while trying to be covert, it it quite obvious.
mark was glen-bobbing this bitch all night.
13👍 9👎
When a incompetent electrician attempts to wire a control panel while stuttering wildly.
This contractor totally gave me a bob job.
13👍 6👎