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I was born and raised in Norwich. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the Norwich man, he travels to Norwich when they are playing. He scores 6 goals and then disappears until the next Norwich game. I still have nightmares that he's hiding in our stadium.
Mason Mount the Norwich man
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A statpadder from Argentina who is popularly known for scoring Tap in goals against small teams like Bolivia.
Brazil-❌
France-❌
Belgium-❌
Bolivia-✔
Dad, did you enjoy watching Copa America today?
No son Bolivia-Man ruined all the excitement for me by scoring Tap-in goals.
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Somebody who is genuinely cool and quite chilled out.
Random Guy: Wow, he's cool!
Indie Kid: Yeah, he's a complete Jazz man.
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A man who is called upon for simple maintenance issues a woman may have. For example, unclogging her pipes, knocking wood, or laying pipe. The woman is typically a YUPI who is not interested in a relationship, at least not with the man in question. The maintenance man usually does his job in the late evening and leaves when the "job" is complete. Maintenance man services are free of charge.
Ex. 1: I hear Baltimore has a lot of girls just looking for a maintenance man.
Ex. 2: Yeh, I'm doing part time maintenance man work now, but I'm looking to pick up a few more clients.
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Another term for a scam artist
The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.
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Jif·ty·Man
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1. A deciduous Eurasian, usually Middle-Eastern or Saudi-Arabian gentleman who picks up people, occasionally Miley Cyrus, from the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). They then proceed to change the radio when the passenger becomes uncomfortable at how crazy and how famous everyone seems to be. The Jifty Man then proceeds to channel surf until the Jay-Z song comes on.
2. When Miley Cyrus gets off her plane at LAX with a dream and her cardigan, she's welcomed to the land of fame and excess. Whoa, is she gonna fit in? So she jumped in the cab, here she is for the first time, looks to the right and sees the Hollywood sign. It was all so crazy, everybody seemed so famous. Her tummy was turnin' and she felt kinda homesick; too much pressure and she's nervous, that's when the Jifty Man turned on the radio and the Jay Z song came on.
Passenger: "Could you please turn on the radio Mr Jifty-Man"
..and the Jay Z song comes on.