A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.
Ohh man my turd is poking out like a Backdoor Turtle.
When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.
Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.
When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.
“Yo my G got mad at me because I was turtle dippin’ her last night”
A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.
There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.
A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.
“The great dragon turtle was at that place again”
Created on the 2nd Of September 2015, Narnian Turtle is the sickest youtuber about boasting a massive 17 subscribers and a youtube bio of 'Playing games. WBU?' Most Famously known for his videos such as 'failure.mp4' in which he and his compadre DaRealFishBoy go mad yo.
"Have you watched Narnian Turtle's Newest Video? It just cured me of cancer"
an amazing creature with a turtle shell and panda body how mystical
wow! look at that turtle panda sleep!!