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White stuff the baker puts on his donuts and cakes for some sweet and salty flavor.
I walked in to the back of the bakery and saw the chef pouring his home made icing all over the donuts while he was watching his computer! He must be a pro! Talk about multitasking.
When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
The act of sliding across the soaking wet locker room floor completely nude and subsequently ending up in the showers
“Jerry did the most epic home run slide after gym!”
a 'home bum's" need to shit, with nowhere to go, and not ambitions to burry it, they do it on the floor. These are normally found not too far from bum camps or bridge underpass.
Watch your feet, home bum patty to your left.
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A page where you get recommendations on something completely unrelated to what you watch.
Why is there a video of Nikocado Avocado twerking on my Youtube Home Page?
An unemployed woman who lives with her parents and has no motivation to improve her life by getting a job or education.
After graduating from high school, six years ago, my daughter now spends all of her time watching TV and surfing the internet. She is a stay at home daughter
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