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When your dip lip is so fat that you can't help but spit it out for a whole minute.
Outlaw: Its time for a mudjug minute!
Josephina:O h shit here we go, CARL GET THE MUDJUG!!!
Carl: FUCK YOU
A game commonly played by one person, usually an emo person. In this game, someone goes into a closet, and waits until they reach an out of body experience. A 3rd step could be added where you summon a demon.
Person 1: Dude I played 7 minutes in the spirit realm. It was not easy.
Person 2: It's easier with weed.
Like when someone tells you on a Friday "this will take 3 business days", it's not gonna happen til Wednesday bc of the weekend. Business Minutes is the same, if you tell someone you're going to take 10 business minutes, it means you're going to take 10 at the minimum but probably more
Boy: Yo hold up I gotta take a poop
Girl: (sigh) OK, how long??
Boy: mm probably 5 business minutes
Like when someone tells you on a Friday "this will take 3 business days", it's not gonna happen til Wednesday bc of the weekend. Business Minutes is the same, if you tell someone you're going to take 10 business minutes, it means you're going to take 10 at the minimum but probably more
Boy: Yo hold up I gotta take a poop
Girl: (sigh) OK, how long??
Boy: mm probably 5 business minutes
The minutes that define your job in a business work week or day, The ones you count until you can leave and cash that check.
"Hey man how many more business minutes do you got before you get off work?"
when a stupid whore gets railed by her ex at FairPlay parking lot during her exs lunch break. Bringing her friends along.
Ericas car smelled fishy after her 15 minutes at FairPlay.
When you get licked down under.
Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.