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mickey mouse is garbage

no its not you idiot

mickey mouse is garbage guys its garbage

by youAreDumbMonke July 1, 2021


You got Mickey Mouse?

When Starling doesn’t keep up with slang

Person A: “You got Mickey Mouse?”

Starling: “what??!”

Person A: “Mickey mouse

Starling: “Is that slang for some sort of drugs??”

by ohgeeohmy June 23, 2022


mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

by Austin Ryan July 16, 2015


melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 8, 2015


A Mouse Named Lori

someone who is abusive and hates women (Rafael)

It’s okay a mouse named lori

by strxwmochi February 13, 2023


Mouse Island

A fictional island where the stories of Geronimo Stilton take place

Geronimo Stilton and his family live on Mouse Island.

by bluestinger66 March 15, 2023


Click on the mouse

Have sex

Yo are you going to click on the mouse

by Michi F. January 13, 2018