Pot Noodle Head

A person who has hair that looks like a pot noodle.

Look at that Pot Noodle Head Richard over there.

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mississippi noodle flute

Insert a hollowed out pool noodle into your partners butthole. Bend the noodle around his/her back, have them blow into their own asshole with all of their might.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex tape includes a part where they perform the Mississippi noodle flute.

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new years noodle

When someone is acting like a lemon on New Years.

Jake stop being a New Years Noodle and enjoy the party!

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chicken noodle soup

One of the newest dances from Harlem, NY. Where you move your arms and legs in a way that looks so cool. And if you can do it well then you will have props.

Ayo Shanequa do the Chicken noodle soup......OHHHHHHHHH SHE RIPPED IT

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wet noodle

shoving a wet noodle in your vagina instead of a dildo.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Terry wet noodled herself in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Cool, man.

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Fat Noodle

Extremely wide penis considered to be a myth originating from Outer Mongolia. This elusive create has never been documented or photographed.

Hey lady check out this Fat Noodle.

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Noodle-brain

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles

Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh

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