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The most retarded animal that ever walked this earth. Due to its size it should eat things like a horse made of chocolate and whey powder, but instead it decides to eat the least nutritious food that exists: bamboo. Because of this low nutrition a panda needs to eat around 500 stems each day which takes up all the time they spend being awake. The rest of the time they sleep.
They are almost extinct is for three reasons:
1. When the bamboo in the area they reside runs out, they are too lazy to move their fat asses anywhere else
2. They do not fornicate. But how can you blame them when they spend their entire day eating
3. Natural selection
They are not yet extinct for two correlated reasons:
1. They look ‘cute’
2. Human stupidity
I hereby nominate the entire panda species for the Darwin Award.
Panda A: I'm Hungry
Panda B: Yeah, me too
SPOILER:
They die
Panda is a character from Jujutsu Kaisen
Is that a figurine of my glorious king Panda??
Someone who has inappropriate relationships with dogs. Derived from MGS Student Angus Burston who had s3x with his pet dog panda.
"Did you hear about Bursto??"
"Yeah what the hell, he screwed his dog panda."
"Angus Burston is such a panda!"
Sexy girl thats mixed.
only Mixed girls that are mixed with the races black and white.
"You know that sexy ass panda who works at the club?" "The beautiful mixed bartender, deasia? Yeahhh cuz she a panda for sure, perfect mix of black n white,mmm!"
When a person is hungover (and/or coming down) and has large dark circles around both eyes.
Can also be used to describe a person who is tired. Basically, a slow moving person who is often hungry, with dark circles around their eyes.
This panda needs to go to sleep.
An adjective, meaning something crazy, interesting, sucky, outstanding, unusual, strange, bonkers, similar to the expression “wow.” Panda can be used to describe something good or bad.
Jeffery wanted to go to the beach, but he couldn’t bc there were so many seagulls. That is panda