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During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.
Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?
Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.
When you stick your dick in the freezer for 30 minutes and then kill the pussy like an icesickle
Bro lets give in 10 more minutes and then shove our Alaskan stick into her .
When your girlfriend puts a fireball candy into her mouth, then gives you a blowjob.
Damn that bitch give me an Alaskan firebird, my dick hasen' t stopped burning
When a colostomy bag is frozen and shoved into the anus
I gave her an Alaskan Creamsicle last night
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The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna
When you mix up your real talcum powder bottle with the one youbkeep your cocaine in and accidentally powder your undercarriage with it.
Man that Alaskan Wakeup Call woke me up.
When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.
“Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”