Random
Source Code
Random
Someone who is continually depressed and hates any type of social interaction.
Cody : I think I am part of the crazed alphas
Svade : Way to be super fucking cringe bro.
Really bad at gaming, he cant drive for sh;t. He is the worst captain in sea of thieves. He is a virgin because he doesnt play PUBG. And he can't aim hor sh;t. He has a worst K/D than coolostricted82 in BF4.
FTW ALPHA DOGG1 what are you doing, your so bad.
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.
O My GOD YOU HAVE level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board. You are next leval
To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.
1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"
Someone who goes to MeekDonnel with his friends at 3am.
lesgo meekdonnel for ultimate alpha status, jamooi
Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT