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a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small
Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside
Evan is the single handedly the most jaw dropping, eye popping, hunk of a man you will ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.
Girl 1: WHO IS THAT HUNK OVER THERE
Girl 2: Thats evan!!
Guy 1: I think im gay now
To describe something that is fat or phat, something that is ugly, or something that doesn't know how to do something; an insult
Woah, Look at that Evan.
You are such an Evan.
Evan is a funny, nice but kinky person. He can make you laugh or smile in seconds, he also makes the inside of your panties soaked! He is so hot and can make everyone look his way, he IS the main character.
Emma: Oh Evan is so hot!
Carly: I wish I were dating Evan!
The best girlfriend you could have, she's nice and funny. She'll always be there for you
Evan is the best