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The perfect phrase to let someone know how much you love them... especially for the competitive, yet romantic couple.
guy says, "i love you." girl says, "well, I love you so much its retarded."
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When your gay friend asks for a hand job.
Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....
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say this to anyone you hate.
then do it.
as hard as you can.
to make them in pain.
and see them suffer.
and spit in thier mouth as they are rolling on the floor in aggony.
then smack them in the throat as hard as you can so you can watch them cry.
laugh at them and make sure they wish they were dead.
really nice person: hey i havent seen you in ages!
reallyy cool, horrible person: i dont care, i hope you die.
really nice person: ah im sure you dont mean that!
really cool, horrible person: fuck off, i hate you. (spits in his face)
really nice person: i cant belive this. why do you hate me so much? i thought we were best friends? remember?
really cool, horrible person: fuck off or i will kick you in the spine!
really nice person: i only want to catch up with you! i havent seen you in ages!
really cool, horrible person: you are an idiot and i hope your family dies. (kicks him in the spine as hard as he can and sends him to the floor screaming for help. he spits in his mouth as he screams for help and is sick all over his face whilst he is lying on the floor in pain!:D)
really cool , horrible person: YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND I LOVE TO SEE YOU IN PAIN! I HOPE ALL YOUR FAMILY GETS RAPED AND I WISH YOUU WERE DEAD!
really nice person: (crying and rolling around on the floor)
please! please dont hurt me! i was only trying to be nice!
really cool, horrible person: YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU DONT DESERVE TO EVEN LIVE! (he bends down and smacks the guy in the throat and watches him cry)
really nice person: please! stop it! ill do anything!
really cool, horrible person: NO! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS ANIMAL AND AN INSULT TO THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD PRAY TO DIE BECAUSE I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!
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used by Jacob darling when roll kills him in R6
Jacob:screw you I hope you stub your big toe
roll:fuck you to then
I've been watching you dancing
Just came to see what you got
I wanna show you my night moves
And baby, I got alot
Got the hots for your body
I wanna try it for size
Come on and move with me baby
You got the look in your eyes
Let me show you a night
Let me make you feel right
All night long, All night long
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you
I wanna love you, All night long (All Night Long)
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you
All night long (All Night Long, All Night Long)
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you
I wanna love you, All night long (All Night Long)
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you
All night long
(All, All, All, All, All, All, Night, Long, Long, Long.....)
I've got the music to move you
Sit back and go for a ride
I'll Rock and Roll you to Heaven
In the point of the night
You're my night time lady
I'm your night time man
Let's get it on together
And make love while we can
Let me show you a night
Let me make you feel right
All night long, All night long
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you
I wanna love you, All night long (All Night Long)
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you
All night long (All Night Long...)
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you
I wanna love you, All night long (All Night Long)
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you
All night long (All Night Long)
Dee...dee...dee...dee...dee.....
I wanna rock you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u
I wanna roll you
I wanna rock you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u
All night long, All night long
All night long, All night long
I wanna rock you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u
I wanna roll you
I wanna rock you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u
All night long, All night long
All night long, All night long
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you
I wanna love you, All night long (All Night Long)
I wanna rock you, I wanna roll you
All night long (All Night Long)
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*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom
suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)
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I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you
I feel it coming on again
Just like it did before
They feed your pride with boredom
And they lead you on to war
The way you treat each other
Really makes me feel ill
Cause if you want to fight
Then you're just dying to get killed
I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you
A pox upon the media
And everything you read
They tell you your opinions
And they're very good indeed
I wanna destroy you
And when I have destroyed you
I'll come picking at your bone
And you won't have a single atom left
To call your own
I wanna destroy you
I wanna destroy you
Wanna destroy you
Wanna destroy you
Wanna destroy you
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