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The last hot, bi, poly, sexual switch in existence who will alternatively either DM or play healer in D&D
“Wow, she really is the Last Unicorn. She’s sexy, she’s bisexual, she can command me or behave like a good girl and she’s playing the healer in our campaign and DMs another game on the weekends”
Cant get shit on, on yo last day of console
You can kill me it’s my last day of console
When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.
I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
a stage beyond which it is impossible for one to advance.
Poor guy, he has reached the last rack of his life.
The Last Page Effect (noun) – The bittersweet realization that something meaningful is coming to an end, bringing a mix of nostalgia, regret, and the fear of lost possibilities. It’s the feeling of reaching the final page of a great book—knowing you had plenty of time to experience its story, yet still wishing you had done more before it was over.
Example 1: "Graduating college hit me with The Last Page Effect—I always thought I had more time to do everything I wanted, but now it's just... over."
Example 2: "As I packed up my childhood bedroom for the last time, The Last Page Effect sank in. I lived here for years, but suddenly it feels like I never fully appreciated it."
An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk
"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"
When you’re eating a perfectly delicious meal but you either can’t finish the last bite, or have to spit the last bite out due to getting the ick.
I was eating a pop tart and got the last bite ick.