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A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met
When one bathes without washing their anal cavity.
Simplified definition: when you wash everything but your ass.
I was with Sheila last night and she must have too a Kentucky Bath because her ass was Stinky
To build up my musk, I took Kentucky baths for a month consecutively.
Washing oneself with a soapy wet washcloth instead of taking a shower or immersing oneself in a bathtub.
We don't have time for showers. Just give the kids a Kentucky bath.
Something so disgusting that you feel that you have to wash your eyes after seeing it.
Bob: I had to take an eye bath when I saw Steve Harvey's bodyguard riding a lion while wearing nothing but his briefs.
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A quick clean, often involving your most sensitive of jewels. Most commonly practiced when ordered by your sergeant, after a long day of field navigation.
For next weekend, bring baby wipes so you can give yourselves a Whore's Bath... Too easy.
When you snort cocaine off a ballsack stretched to imitate a bird bath.
"Last week on the boys footy trip, we all took turns in doing a Snowy Bird Bath"
Its a regular warm bath but with a twist, you throw in a plugged toaster while you are in the bathtub.
My friend Tony Did the Spicy Bath challenge. We are having a closed casket funeral tomorrow.