Yellow 5

Not only shrinks tesiticles. its been scientifically proven to reduce penis size as well.

I drank mtn dew with Yellow 5 and now i'm 2in.

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9 to 5

A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".

You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.

Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way

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September 5

it’s reemas birthday nigga @4pf.reema

person 1: aye guess what today is
person 2: what
person 1: September 5
person 2: ok and
person 1: nigga is reema birthday

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number 5

-jack off.

-masturbate

Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass

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jackson 5

5 Jackson electric guitars in a row.

I have my own Jackson 5 at home.

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9-5

The hours sheep work in their shitty desk jobs. This is unfortunately the fate that Mauro Bomba will suffer after high school. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t wanna grow up and work a shitty 9-5 job I don’t like

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for 5 cents

A politicaly correct way of saying "for fuck sakes"

For 5 cents I hate that guy.
(after hurting yourself) OWE!!! FOR 5 CENTS!!!

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