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KI-BEAR

A girl with hair a beautiful shade of orange, like a setting sun, eyes as green as a sparkling emerald, the rarest combination of humans. A girl so beautiful and amazing, loyal, talented and smart, who should know her worth, and how perfect she is.

That girl is a KI-BEAR, Just look at her eyes! (PLEASE PLEASE PUBLISH THIS U CAN DELETE IT AFTER A DAY I JUST NEED U TO PUBLISH IT FOR ONE SEC)

by Jelliebean June 29, 2020


Poodle Bear

The biggest, baddest, strongest and most intelligent type of bear in the known world. Thought of as The Godfather of the Gay's of Atlanta. One who all will come to in order to gain guidance and help with any troubled situations. As well, if tricked by and with Lil' Bear, will immediately come to confess truths of the actions of Lil' Bear so as not to suffer the wrath of Poodle Bear. Loved and revered by all (except lil bear's alter-ego).

Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."

by Ariesian February 11, 2019


Bear Cave

Engaging in sexual Congress with another person whilst trying to make the minimal amount of noise.

Taken from the imagined reality of taking shelter in a cave from a storm or other threat. Only to find out you are surrounded by sleeping bears....

Despite this complications you're both still DTF...

I'm super horny but my Gran's in the next room and mum and dad's still up. We're going to have to Bear Cave this....

by Jamesaddiction February 12, 2021


Fashion Bear

Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.

I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.

by I am the real Bill Murray January 26, 2018


Fatty Bear

Fatty Bear is the main character in the terrifying game "Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise". Fatty is known for being annoying as feck and rumours have swirled that he is actually the little girl named'Kayla' on acid.

Fatty Bear? More like Bore Ragnarok

by RockabillyFlowerChild November 12, 2020


Brizzly Bear

A new cross breed species of bear found in British Columbia. With population estimates of well over 4.4million, the Brizzly, surpasses the total population of the province. A Brizzly is when a Brown bear mates with a Grizzly. Spawning well over 80,000 cubs a year, the Brizzly hybrid surpasses the traditional 2-3 cub threshold.

See Geoff I told you those damn Brizzly Bears were real. They've taken over Pemberton.

by geoffleung September 25, 2010


Hailey bear

A “Hailey bear” is one of the most sassiest, nicest person you’ll ever meet she can be rude of most of the time but once you get to know her more she’ll be ruder and sometimes nicer to you. A “Hailey bear” is always there to play bedwars with you. Whenever you guys are playing a horror game she’ll always be scared and make you walk first so you can get jump scared.

Person 1: who are you
Hailey bear: none of your business

by Itz_Ghost March 26, 2022