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Someone: Hanna is absolutely and utterly beautiful!
Me: I KNOW RIGHT
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when your penis is bigger than your dads
wow look at that six inch beauty
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A term used which you tell people (mostly girls with no brains) where they will go for college. This tells them that they are stupid and have no hopes for their life except their looks.
Girl: OMG!!! I failed the test!!!
Boy: Yeah!!! With those grades you're definitely going to go to Belmont beauty school !!!
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Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
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to have a cig, to go for a crap, most things relaxing and enjoyable
oi paul, do you want to make beautiful
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When one (usually a human), has terrible looking hair. These symptoms usually occur in the morning after the being has woken up from
their sleep. The hair (on the head of course) is very messed up and free. The term "beautiful hair syndrome" is extremely contradictory yet sarcastic.
"Ha! Looks like you've got a case of beautiful hair syndrome."
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