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Sleeping in Hitler's bed

When people unknowingly support or do things that they claim are against at its core with little to no consequences as their version of the value is deemed as good by the establishment and mainstream culture. Severe hypocrisy that they often share with others as a group, by actually promoting what they are against in i new package. People who sleep in Hitlers bed also believe they are morally superior than those who do not hold their value, even if the core value is the same. These people who sleep in Hitler's bed do not believe in the concept of "two wrong doesn't make one right", but see revenge by going down to the same level as their perceived enemies are on, and act just like them if not worse. People who sleep in Hitler's bed are often (but not always) politically correct.

TL;DR: People, often as a group, are doing the exact evil deeds that they deem as horrible, if their perceived enemy does them. But completely fine when they do the exact same thing, but from a socially acceptable and politically correct point of view.

Example 1: Women who think misogyny is the worst thing in the world, while simultaneously themselves being a misandrists towards men. And act exactly like the misogynists they clam to be against.

Example 2: People who claim to be tolerant but then want to silence anyone who disagrees with them.

Example 3: Being anti-racist but still see people with a different skin color as less of a human being in sertain situations.

Guy one: Did you see Rebecca's, Ashley's and Sarah's outbursts? They are pissed that they can't get a date from Tinder, any of them, and says that all men on that site are incels who hate women and can't treat a woman with the respect she deserves.
Guy two: Yeah, they don't seem to realise that if they were all guys, and had their view on men, but towards women instead. They would all be the textbook definition of an incel themselves. They are sleeping in Hitler's bed.

by Ex-hyperian April 17, 2022

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one-eyed-bed-snake

The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..

Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..

The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

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Jamaican Tanning Bed

Your partner lays down on their stomach as you cum buckets all down the back of their head to make it seem like they have white dreadlocks.

My girlfriend was out in our backyard tanning and i suddenly snuck up on her and gave a good ol' jamaican tanning bed.

by idropkickhelicopters August 16, 2011

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Red in the head fire in the bed

Ginger haired girls are the best at sex

Friend1: oh your going out with that redhead we met at the bar.

Friend2: you know what they say โ€œred in the head fire in the bedโ€

by Wilson21 June 5, 2018

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Coffee and a muffin before bed

A euphemism for sex despite one's partner(s) being tired.

Would you like some coffee and a muffin before bed?

by folken0 July 13, 2011


go home, go bed

To be so done with something, that it brings you to the point of going home, and going to bed.

First used by I AM WILDCAT in "HAPPY BURGER! (Citizen Burger Disorder / Burger Simulator Funny Moments)" by VanossGaming.

I knew you were cheating! Screw this! I'm gonna go home, go bed!

by Brutemold31 January 1, 2017

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couldn't lie straight in bed

This phrase is used to mean that somebody is very dishonest and lies a lot.

As if anyone believes what s/he said, the wo(man) couldn't lie straight in bed!

by definer567 October 8, 2015

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