Beef Braille

A dirty lumpy ass dick that reads like a magazine to a blind person

Two weeks after fucking that nasty girl in Myrtle Beach I had the worst case of Beef Braille.

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beef Curtains

If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !

Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself

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[Beef curtains]

Also Known as pussy lips.

I chewed her Beef Curtains.

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beef it up

make it stronger

"Let's go to to gym. I want to beef it up."

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Beef stew

While taking a shit, the method of pulling your butt cheeks apart, and bouncing up and down on the toilet along with patting your head to get that last peice of poo to fall. Just like getting that last peice of beef from a can of stew.

After a real greasy meal, steve had to go to the bathroom and drop a beef stew.

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beef-queef

1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.

1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.

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what the beef

sounds better than cursing, and puts a smile on my face everytime i say it.

i will use it in a sentence-

What the beef was that?

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