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1. A book that is very old or large and decorative that people put on display under or on their coffee table to make them look more cultured
2. Something you'll never read
"'Gray's Anatomy', hey isn't this a show?"
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
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To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.
"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."
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The adult bookstore in so california where guys (or girls) on occasion go to view porn by means of magazines or in video viewing booths on 2 floors. usually in the video booths people walk up and halls and peek into booths trying to get a hookup or to get a freak on inside the store.
often called "the mustang" "the mustang bookstore" "mustang bookstore" "mustang".
the regulars that go here are sometimes calleed "mustangers"
i went down to the mustang last week and got a nice bj from a hot guy.
on may 11 2006 mustang books and video was raided by police.
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Someone who is versed in all matters pertaining to comic books. Can recite facts and story lines in an instant.
Most knowledge is found to be completely irrelevant to the rest of the world.
"I'm not a comic book nerd."
"Yes, you are. You know that Thor's magic hammer is called Mjolnir."
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A book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff. Usually has to be 5 names or longer in order to be considered a Black Book List.
Thats not a Black Book List only have 3 names. Step your game up.
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A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.
Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
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In the Simpsons episode following Superbowl XXXIX, the Comic Book Guy tells Ned Flanders that his real name is Jeff Albertson.
Jeff Albertson, owner of the Android's Dungeon, was known as The Comic Book Guy for years.
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