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Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.
Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.
Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
A famous homeless baby boomer scam artist who crashes online poker tournaments who is 56 years old.
Have you ever heard the LA legend of {Boomer} Bethlea ?
When a baby boomer doubles down on something they know is wrong so that they don't have to face the possibility of being wrong. Often relating to technology. Seems to get worse the older they get. Possibly a sign of early dementia.
Terry pulled a boomer double down as he insisted that Firefox was his search engine and his browser was Google. He just wouldn't listen to reason, probably because he knew he was wrong and wanted to avoid looking stupid.
basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-
Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"
A “Boomer” who does not fit the usual description; a cooler, urban boomer.
I thought your granny was an old boring boomer, but she acts so young she’s a metro boomer.
A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.
They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
The boomer day is officially celebrated on January 8th! It is the day to celebrate and appreciate the boomers!!! JOIN US AND SIGN UP A PETITION TO RELOCATE ALL THE BOOMERS BACK TO BOOMER ISLAND!!!
Boomer day is the best annual festival!
The best day of the year is Boomer day!!
for all the boomers, go mate and find the love of your life on boomer island. Reproduce the sexy new generation.