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Like hitting hitting rock bottom but one step further down. Like Kid Rocks career in 2017, or the feeling many of us have about our country after finding out he may be running for political office.
Wow, would you look at that guy .... He has finally hit Kid Rock Bottom.
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The fine European art of performing the Glass Bottom Blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. The male receives a ravaging blow job from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male's external anal sphincter. As the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo butter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.
At a social event, Nathan explains to Hari last night's turn of events.
(Hari): Yo man what happened with those two bitches last night? Jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(Nathan): OH YEAH! That bitch and her friend gave me a Glass Bottom Blumpkin last night!
(Hari): NO WAY!
(Nathan): Yeah man, I put saran wrap on Jill's face and she laid down under my asshole, then, Pam gave me an amazing blow job while i shat immaculately on Jill's head.
(Hari):....
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when a guy ejaculates into a girls ass, then the chick poops out the sperm onto a peice of shrink wrap over the guys face
Dude, sandy and i just did the felch bottom boat. i highly reccomend it
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When someone is too drunk to walk straight and is staggering, it looks like they are walking on round bottom shoes.
That bitch was so druunk, she's walking like she has on round bottom shoes.
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Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.
The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.
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The act of soiling oneself while in prison to avoid becoming a cellmates sexual toy.
John went to jail, but he managed not to get raped by giving them the old prison bottom surprise.
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Night. . . Of the living cum. Nefarious cum mastermind. Cum makes me fearless. Cum crammer. Cock slammer. Cum slam ya mum. Mail your mom pieces of my dick. Bazinga.
Guy 1: cummy bottom boy.
Guy 2: night of the living cum?
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