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In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.
Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.
Blowing up someone's/your own house.
Yooooy evan wana do the House on lyell challenge? Yeah sure man.
Completing the ultimate vern challenge requires someone to hook up with every roommate in a room on the vern campus of the George Washington University.
Dude1: I finally completed the The Ultimate Vern Challenge!
Dude2: What? With which room?
Dude1: With those guys from down the hall.
A challenge where you have to read a million words in one school year. Nobody does it.
PERSON 1: "Dude you doing the million word challenge" PERSON 2: "Nobody does it bro stfu"
I fucking horrible program.
A bunch of retarded ass coons and country ass motherfuckers dipping.
All the cadre just dip and give it to the cadets. Everyone there is either a stupid ass nigger, or a fucking hick. Everyone there fucking sucks.
Msg lee: PEACOCK COME HERE
Peacock: some nigger shit
appalachian challenge academy
You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.
I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!
So basically it’s this challenge I can’t up with where you get a group together and everyone brings their own dab pens or weed or whatever and every minute you take one hit and the last person to fall asleep wins
Guy 1: Yo nigga, we trying the speed weed challenge Friday
Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question
Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old
Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom
Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit