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after ass fuckin your lucky girl you have her give you a nice blowjob til u nut in her mouth...voila! Chocolate Milk!
i fucked your mom rippin that booty up then i made her clean my dick off in her mouth...sucked it real good til i came in her mouth and served her some CHOCOLATE MILK!
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Also known as Milk's Favorite Cookie the only REAL chocolate biscuit The OREO consists of a sweet, white filling commonly referred to as 'cream' or 'creme', sandwiched between two circular chocolate biscuits.
1: How do you eat your chocolate biscuit?
2: The only way! Twist it, lick it, dunk it!
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A Chocolate Nixon is when someone spreads Nutella ( A delicious chocolate breakfast spread sort of like peanut butter ) on their asshole and then has someone motorboat their ass. It's called a Chocolate Nixon because of the chocolate from the Nutella as well as the poop that may be in the ass still and because when someone does a Richard Nixon impression they shake their head violently from left to right and look like they're motorboating someone.
Nick: Man, I had a crazy night last night.
Chris: What happened?
Nick: Vikki got hammered on Jager last night again so I decided to spread Nutella on my ass and see if she'd give me a chocolate Nixon...
Chris: So did she?
Nick: I was president for a night =D
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The act of deficating in your partner's mouth while they stimulate your penis with their feet.
My mom has been taking yoga so she can more easily give pops the `ol chocolate parmesian for his birthday.
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An attractive woman with a complexion that resembles rich, smooth melted milk (or dark) chocolate.
Look at that chocolate honey ova there...she's hot!
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When you take a diarrhea in a water balloon and then proceed to throw/launch it at a person.
Dude I Chocolate Rained Vivek yesterday.
"Dude I Chocolate Rained Vivek yesterday."
"I'm gonna Chocolate Rain your new car"
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