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A small town located West of Columbus, right beside Hilliard and Dublin. It's known for the homestyle Amish cooking of the Der Dutchman. Only the residents know what really goes on in the kitchen though... And it's not Amish cooking. Jonathan Alder, the local high school, isn't known for much except a great football team and girls basketball (aka Lauren Prochaska). The town was recently upgraded with the addition of a bypass that added another stoplight; bringing the total to two and a half. Plain City is full of townies, hicks, and farmers, and country songs describe life. "Ticks" by Brad Paisley? Yessir, my girl and I have done that. "Hicktown" by Jason Aldean? Yup, that's where I'm from. Yes, people have tried painting the water tower.
If you're from Plain City, no one will know where it is, so don't bother trying to explain.
1. "Plain City? Oh, I know where that is! Der Dutchman, right?"
2. "Wait, you mean your town used to only have one stop light?"
3. "You have a sweet football team."
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A BIG club on the BIG stage, they have MASSIVE potential. They are a HUGE GIGANTIC ENORMOUS club. Most of their supporters come from the town of stockport though.
My name is bertie magoo
I am a bitter blue,
My club is very big,
My willy is very small,
and that is all.
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Nickname for city of Edmonton, Canada.
Stare at the orange Legislature lights, then look at Purple City.
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The best fucking city in all of Nevada, also the Meth capital of the state of Nevada and possibly the U.S.
That's some quality Carson City Meth biotch!
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A city that has a lot of activities for individuals to enjoy alone. It is not mandatory to visit this city with a group of friends or loved ones. Or if visiting with friends, the group can split up and do their own thing.
Vegas is an independent city. You can gamble at IP till 10 in the morning while I sleep and get up to go to the forum shops. We will meet up later at Krave.
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An area consumed of mostly retards.
An abundance of morons in one area.
“Hey George, how was work yesterday?”
“It was horrible, retard city.”
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1. very tired, beaten down, exhausted
2. in need of an update
I had a hard day at work, I am so beat city.
Why are you wearing stirrup pants? Those are so beat city.
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