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Cop a choc

This is when someone tells you to no take chocolate, but you do so anyway.

Yo since dad's gone, you wanna cop a choc?

by MAZZORINI March 14, 2018


artificial cop

Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.

That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.

Artificial cop.

by europopian August 26, 2009


Cop a bait

To receive an invite. Most commonly used in its negative form.

Did you cop a bait to the party? No, I didn't cop a bait!

by liv'in la vida loca w/ Reddawg March 27, 2018


Cop Clubs

Cop Clubs- Any Planet Fitness or Applebee's

Sharon:Hey, Peters, do you have a Black Card Membership to Cop Clubs?

Peters: Youbetcha

by AddictedTo_VaginalSkin September 19, 2024


Cop Schmopping

When the boys lie, LIE out their ass to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022


Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.

I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.

by KittyPetunia June 1, 2022


w cop

Garza shiracona

I like to w crims because I am a w cop

by Wibbywobby69 December 18, 2023