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whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.

The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.

by CK Medical November 3, 2023


Couch Butter

I am offended

thats gonna be a couch butter from me dawg

by gumper December 22, 2021


granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 2, 2015


Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010