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Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet
The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom
The fuckiest fuck of all fuckboys.
That nigga think he a pimp, but he just a Crab Daddy.
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The term 'crab daddy' originated from a infamous man named Andy Griffiths who on the occasion likes to get down and dirty with the boys at the office, reason why he is called the 'crab daddy' is because he would give the young boys multiple sti's after bumming them senseless.
Man 1: shit bro your going down on him hard!
Man 2: I know man I am the 'crab daddy'
When two friends talking about a factory, you gonna hear this word "does it have crabs?". If you hear this run as fast as possible.
-The mountain may have scorpions,snakes,other bugs
-Does it have crabs?
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Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.
Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?
Crab Meatballs: Because I can.
Person: Does it have any significance?
Crab Meatballs: No.
Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.
Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.
I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.
The Crab is a manoeuvre performed by a man following sex. The man follows the woman to the toilet, crouched down with him hands held out, cupped, ready to catch the dripping semen out of the vagina in a sideways fashion, similar to that of a crab.
Sheila loved it last night, just a shame I had to do "The Crab" afterwards.