When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.
Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.
I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker
A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.
Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.
(n) an Arab man with thick thighs
Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.
The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
Someone who has sexual intercourse exclusively with Caucasian’s
“You’re a night rider” “shutup, you’re a cracker whacker”
Caucasian rapper who believes he is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, but who is fat and dorky. The godfather of 5150 Drift style of hip hop.
He's not a rapper, he's fat, white, geeky, and bald. Thats Oblyveus Cracker crazy cracker rapper.