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a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!
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Ingredients:
-1 half gallon of vodka
-4 cans of lemon concentrate
-16 beers
Mix all these together and let it brew for about 30 minutes and you're ready to go.
-"man lets get a lot of people F'ed up but in a delicious way"
-"alright lets make some crack juice"
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A loosely used term to define any person who may or may not do sexual favors for various drugs such as heroin, meth, coke, ect.
My husbands ex-wife is a big crack whore.
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The explosive diarrhea that ensues the morning after a late-night Jack in the Box run, due to the copious amounts of cat food and grease in their tacos and burgers
Brah, I was so faded last night and got 99 tacos for two cents at Jack in the Box, now I've got jack in the crack
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When u have a crack lighter too close to your fingers it burns (usually from heated swishers to mild them to sticking)
Damnit I keep getting crack fingers every time roll a swisher
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To menstruate.
"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"
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